December 1, 2008

—Hey, when are you going to finish my bark?

“You mean our book?”

—Whatever: it’s just that you have to make that a priority, don’t you know?

“Okay, okay, there is some stuff I could do on that today, too.”

—Good. The longer you wait, the longer you’ll miss out on the profits from what will obviously be a best-seller.

“True.”

—So, get cracking already. Time’s a’wastin’!

“You are a harsh taskmaster.”

—That’s right and I’ll be keeping an eye on you.

“While you’re napping?”

—I’m an excellent multi-tasker.