[Editor’s Note: Aware that I’m eager to find a job, Lewis tries to leverage that knowledge to his advantage.]
—Hey, I’d hire you.
—Absolutely. Of course, it would help if you brought doughnuts to the interview.
“All the doughnuts are gone: we finished them yesterday.”
“Yep. No more doughnuts in the house.”
—Oh. Well, then, forget it. You’re overqualified.