—And maybe when you get a real job you can afford to buy me a different brand of dog food.
“Oh, I wasn’t aware you minded the continuity; you always seem quite excited about breakfast.”
—I’d be even more excited if there were a little variety in my diet.
“You get plenty of variety from your constant begging.”
—It’s not the same.
“You know, when I get a real job, you’ll be spending a lot more time outside all by yourself.”
“Hadn’t thought of that, had you?”
—Are you applying for any night shift positions?