—Oh no, not another day when I’m put out early.
“Sorry, dog, but you’ve got to get used to darkness.”
—No I don’t, everyone knows the enemy is sleeping right now.
“So there’s never anything to worry about at night?”
—On the inside, maybe, that’s why I should be inside.
“Internal enemies, eh?”
—Yes, nefarious and sneaky ones, too, requiring extremely sensitive senses to thwart their evil . . . You’re not buying this are you?
—Okay, where’s my biscuit? Time to freeze my tail off.